Scott's Top Ten Superhero Movies

It's Iron Man week! Are you ready? I'm ready. Not just for Iron Man but for everything that follows. Iron Man 3 is the unofficial season opener for summer blockbusters. Iron Man, Man of Steel, and Star Trek Into Darkness are just a few of the obscenely geeked out offerings I'm eager to see.

I'm hoping for brilliance from both Iron Man and Superman but I wouldn't be shocked if one or both completely missed the mark. After all, the superhero "genre" is a tricky and difficult game. With every movie that works, the bar is raised for those that come after. There have been so many superhero movies in the past 5-10 years, some people are starting to fear saturation. At least it's been a few years since we've seen Supes. Tony Stark, on the other hand, has been spoon fed to us in a steady diet since his first film in 2008.

So, before we get a new crop to pass judgment on, I think this is the perfect time to take stock and lay out my current Top 10 superhero films. My criteria is not only a good ride but, most importantly, a film that holds up over time. That's why Avengers suffered. The movie just doesn't hold up under repeated viewings. Performances and dialogue especially are hard to take in a few scenes.

Scott's Top Ten Superhero Movies

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Not #1 on the list, but Hellboy II is my favorite to watch.

1.  Dark Knight

These top four were the hardest for me to rank. I could shuffle them ten different ways and never feel completely comfortable with the order. I'm putting Dark Knight here because its just solid. Everyone knows Heath Ledger was an amazing Joker and the film has a very strong ending. A great movie starts with a great script. One factor that has me debating Dark Knight's spot at number one is Batman himself. Should the movie be this high when the superhero himself is completely overshadowed?

2.  Superman

1978. This is the movie that started it all. It's gorgeous. It holds up. Other filmmakers revere Richard Donner for his work on Superman for good reason. The humor and tone work well for a character like Superman. But, it isn't all camp. The emotions still play. And the power of Superman still awes and commands respect. Christopher Reeve is perfect and his sincerity in the role is so different from anything before or since.

3.  X2

Bryan Singer got all the beats right on this one. From top to bottom this is a tough film to beat. The Nightcrawler sequence reels you in right away and the movie never lets you go. The plot and villains are complicated and realistic and all their motivations ring true. This might be the number one factor in making a great superhero movie. At no point does it seem hokey. It carries a ton of weight. The script is solid. There is real emotion and great performances from Marsden, Jackman, and the rest; and the more I think about it, the more I think X2 should possibly be moved to the top spot.

4.  Hellboy 2

Hellboy 2 is probably my personal favorite out of the bunch. The one I want to grab off the shelf and watch at any given moment more than all the others. It capitalizes on and perfects everything Guillermo Del Toro was trying to do in the first film. It also stands alone. You don't need to watch the first Hellboy to enjoy this one. Plus there aren't many better matches of actor and character in history than Ron Perlman and Hellboy.

5.  Iron Man

Iron Man was fun in a way that superhero movies hadn't been in a long time. It set the tone for what Marvel movies would be. A far cry from the dark, brooding realism of Nolan's Batman films. Robert Downey Jr. was probably the best casting decision Hollywood has made in decades. All the credit goes to Favreau on that one. Without Robert Downey Jr., Iron Man films are probably lackluster affairs. With him, Marvel Studios sells to Disney for billions and becomes a predominant force in the summer movie landscape for years to come.

6.  Incredible Hulk

I actually re-watch Incredible Hulk second most out of all the movies on this list. THIS MOVIE IS UNDERRATED. End of story. Incredible Hulk paid the sins for Ang Lee's absolute trainwreck years before. The taste it left in peoples' mouths was so bad, audiences weren't ready to move on and give Hulk a chance yet. I really like Norton as Bruce Banner. And the story flows from start to finish better than a majority of these films. Go get it. Watch it again. I'm telling you, this one is better than you think. And what a great decision to use the opening credits to set the film up and get right into the story.

7.  Batman Begins

Good stuff. Christian Bale made a somewhat odd voice decision for Batman, but we still really dug this movie. I bet you nerds are setting your computers on fire because this one is below Incredible Hulk.

8.  The Avengers

Avenger took a tumble for me over the course of the year. Nobody loves Marvel and what they're doing more than I do, but I have to be honest here. Joss Whedon did a very good job of cobbling together the pieces he was given. But on repeated viewings... it does feel cobbled together. Don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed the movie in the theater and saw it several times. It was an experience, years in the making and it paid off. Amazingly so. However, it doesn't hold up over time like the top half of this list.

 Like I said before, it's all in the plot and villains. Loki's motivations are surface-deep and the Chitauri are... what exactly? They want to take over Earth or something? Blah. It's a fun movie to watch, but that kind of plot isn't going to stand the test of time and keep you coming back for more. Avengers is hokey. The dialogue and some of the one-liners are literally cringe-inducing. None more than Captain America's line about the last time he was in Germany and there was a man standing over people who were kneeling blah blah blee boo yuck.

9.  Spider-Man 2

I can remember thinking this was the best of Raimi's offerings and unlike some people, I really enjoyed the 70s-inspired montage of Peter Parker happily walking the streets of New York with his burdens lifted. And again, Doctor Octopus as the lone villain works the best by far in this trilogy.

10.  Batman

I changed this one. Burton's Batman movies slipped my mind and I would likely have to put this above Captain America and X-Men First Class as well. (I really need to watch all three again to make the call.) Batman is a difficult watch for people these days as the tone is so completely different from the most recent saga. If you can somehow separate the two, Burton's version still works and Keaton and Nicholson did a great job.

What do you think? Did I come close? Let us know what you'd change and why in the Comments.

Reese Witherspoon's News and Notes 4.22.13

Looks like another "black eye" for Reese.  Mrawrararharhar.

Reese Witherspoon had a bad weekend. She kicked it off early Friday morning by getting all do-you-know-who-I-am on a police officer in Atlanta. Reese and her husband had too much to drink when he got behind the wheel of a Ford Fusion. So, while he was being arrested for DUI, she decided to make a horse's rear out of herself and berate the police. It's a timeless ploy:  I'm famous and therefore cleared to go crazy. Let's examine a couple of her best drunken roadside quotes...
"Do you know my name?" Classic! When the cop said he didn't need to, Reese followed it up with, "You're about to find out who I am..." Nice work, Miss Witherspoon. You even freshened it up a bit with that one. To her credit, the actress apologized in a statement and basically owned up to acting like a doofus. Credit where it's due.

Blockbuster Season

I spent some time this weekend getting excited about all the cinematic spectacle headed our way this summer. Iron Man 3 is less than two weeks away, followed up by Man of Steel and Star Trek Into Darkness.

Since Iron Man and Superman get things going, expect to see our Top Ten superhero movie rankings on the blog before May 3. There have been so many in the explosion of the past four or five years, it's going to be a lot harder to sort out than it used to be.

Superman

Most of my fascination has been lingering on Superman, though; the franchise that has the most to gain or the most to lose. With Nolan's Batman run at an end, the future of the Warner Bros/DC properties hinge on the success of Man of Steel.

Warner Bros. wants to get their own Marvel-style cinematic universe started and if this Superman bombs, their plans for the future are bleeeaak. Anybody see Green Lantern? That one was more like blech.

I rewatched Superman Returns this weekend and I have a lot of renewed feelings on where that film fell short and how the new direction and tone of Man of Steel will fare in relation to what both Bryan Singer and Richard Donner did with the character. So expect to see some ramblings about that in the very near future as well. Either in the form of a Man of Steel review or a preemptive shot across the bow, comparing all three films.

Indie Wednesday: Tom Wilson



What better way to use this Indie Wednesday than to celebrate Tom Wilson, the man who gave us our 80s Villain Champion? Tom does a lot of stand-up comedy these days. You don't have to watch much of his material on YouTube before you realize it is an outright crime and an indictment on Hollywood's short-sightedness that Tom doesn't have a steady stream of high quality acting work.

His delivery and timing are spot on. He's a comedic natural. Even in his best known role, he didn't get a chance to put that side of his talent on full display. To me, he seems custom-built to be a sitcom Dad. Not a throwaway dope, but rather the stressed and hilarious type that carries the show. Trust me, if Walk Softly Films was in a position to pay actors, we'd be begging Tom Wilson to work for us. Why? Because he's really good and we're not stupid.

Anyway, enjoy this great song about all the questions Mr. Wilson has to answer about Biff and BTTF.

80s Villain Championship 4.15.13

It's Monday. And Mondays are days for tournament championships. Without further ado, I bring you the poll that will decide it all...

80s Villain Championship:
Biff Tannen vs Hans Gruber



The end is finally in sight and what a journey it was. All the 1 seeds have bowed out. Just like in the All Valley Karate Championship, Johnny Lawrence didn't have the stones to go all the way. Once again, he showed mercy and it cost him.

Therefore, we have a couple of 2 seeds going head to head for the title of Greatest 80s Villain. Biff Tannen has been a revelation in this tournament and shocked the world by taking down perennial all-star villain, Darth Vader. Now he steps up to see if he can finish off this storybook run. Whereas every #1 seed showed some heart at one point or another in their respective movies/tv show, Biff and Hans stayed villainous all the way til the end. These guys don't let up.

It's up to you to decide which of these guys is the best of the 80s, so vote it up and spread the word.

Follow all the Tournament action so far right HERE. Matchup results, brackets and more.

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Today's indie short is a student film by Conor Finnegan. I dig the mixed of live action, stop motion, and conventional animation. And it's funny, so enjoy.

One other bit of housekeeping: the 80s Villain Championship is set. It's going to be Hans Gruber vs Biff Tannen (the tournament darling so far). Biff has been on an incredible run. More on that later. For all the tournament action up to this point, you can catch up HERE.

Ebert's News and Notes 4.8.13


Thursday, April 4th, we lost Roger Ebert to the cumulative effects of a horrible disease. He put up an incredible fight against cancer for a decade, writing more reviews in his last year of life than any year before it.

I owe part of my wonderment and awe of cinema to Roger Ebert as I think many of us do. And there is no one whose opinion I trusted more. The man was as knowledgeable as anyone about the history and complexities of film as an art form, yet his reviews were completely accessible. Somehow, he always found a way to describe the indescribable and to do it so eloquently, it captured the magic we'd all felt and put it onto paper.

I can't imagine anyone loved movies more. Robert Redford called Mr. Ebert "...one of the great champions of freedom of artistic expression." I don't know how you could say it better than that. The man was fair and, above all, completely open minded. I felt like every time he took his seat in a theater, he managed to do so with no preconceived notions about the film he was about to see. That's how a man who loved the conventional classics like Citizen Kane, Seven Samurai and The Bicycle Thief, could fall in love with Pulp Fiction the first time he saw it, before others even knew what they were looking at. And, how he could see the beauty and meandering intent in The Big Lebowski while other critics completely missed the mark. To Ebert, a great movie was a great movie was a great movie.

Ebert continued writing until the very end. In his last blog entry on April 2nd, he wrote:
"So on bad days I may write about the vulnerability that accompanies illness. On good days, I may wax ecstatic about a movie so good it transports me beyond illness."
That is the power of film and precisely why I will never stop loving movies or dreaming of making one of my own that moves people in similar ways.
And his last line of the blog was as follows...
"So on this day of reflection I say again, thank you for going on this journey with me. I'll see you at the movies."

80s Villain Final Four


Behold! We are down to the Final Four. (Click to embiggen.)


Johnny Lawrence.  Hans Gruber.  Darth Vader.  Biff Tannen.

The one thing all these have in common? A dominant performance in their Regional Final. All four come in with major momentum. Personally I can't to see what happens in the Vader / Biff match-up. Darth Vader is the all-time champ in villain discussions, but Biff has been absolutely untouchable so far and I think he is truly a fan favorite.

Check back in later today to vote on the Final Four!

80s Villain Tourney: Regional Finals


(1) Johnny Lawrence vs (3) Fratelli Gang


Johnny Lawrence continues his March to the Final Four. The Fratelli Gang has squeaked through and pulled off some major upsets to get here.
No mercy?


(1) Boss Hogg vs (2) Hans Gruber


I had to go to bat for Boss Hogg to get him into the Elite 8 with this diatribe about his worth as a major villain and a 1 seed. Hans Gruber, on the other hand, has had little trouble moving through his half of the bracket to reach this Regional Final. We'll see if this showdown ends better for him than Die Hard did.


(2) Biff Tannen vs (4) Predator


The Predator is our first competitor to take down a 1 seed, ousting Iceman. But, did he just leave the door wide open for a Biff Tannen title run? Biff has been a juggernaut in this tournament and his margins of victory are eye-opening. Can it continue against an iconic alien murderer?


(1) Darth Vader vs (2) Ivan Drago


Darth Vader vs Ivan Drago: it's a battle I'd love to see. Maybe just ban choking people with the force. It would appear Darth Vader's dismal appearance in the prequels of the 00's hasn't hurt the perception of him from The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
Drago now finds himself in the unfamiliar role of underdog. Maybe he can use it as motivation.

Follow all the Tournament action so far right HERE. Matchup results, brackets and more.

80s Villain Tourney: Sweet 16 (Second Session)


(1) Iceman vs (4) Predator


Two species of killer aliens in a row? Does Iceman have it in him?


(2) Biff Tannen vs (3) The Joker





(1) Darth Vader vs (4) Shredder


Shredder crushed our dreams of a Cinderella run to the title by Ming. Judging by Vader's performance in the last round, I have a feeling it may be Shredder's turn for a crushing.


(2) Ivan Drago vs (3) Gozer the Gozerian


As of now, the Big Three of 80s blonde villainy are still in the competition. Can Stay Puft take one down? Drago killed Apollo Creed with his own roided up fists while Zool did most of Gozer's dirty work. But Gozer did show up as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and that image alone is going to make him extremely hard to beat. Stay Puft has to be one of the biggest icons of the 80s.

Follow all the Tournament action so far right HERE. Matchup results, brackets and more.