REVIEW: Age of Ultron

My brain is full to overflowing with opinions on Marvel's newest offering. However, I don't like to rip, puff up, or spoil a movie for people who haven't seen it. So, allow me to give you a few spoiler-free thoughts on The Avengers: Age of Ultron.

If you follow us on Twitter, you may have seen my initial reaction after catching the film on Thursday night. The most concise and useful bit of information I can give you is that I'm looking forward to seeing it again and soon. That means I fully endorse the film for your watching pleasure. Your hard-earned entertainment dollar will absolutely be well spent. The film isn't perfect but it is definitely fun. So, let's talk about what you'll like...

The Humor

It's "on point" as the kids would have said 5-10 years ago. Age of Ultron is loaded with jokes and nearly every one of them hits its mark with a handful that absolutely crush. And the jokes come from every direction, not just Iron Man. Thor, Hawkeye, and even Ultron are in on the act. It's nice to see them take full advantage of the material Thor provides as the oddest-man-out in the room, rather than ignoring that he is a Norse demigod from an other-dimensional planetoid.

Nerrrds

The nerds are going to love it because this thing is DENSE with plot seeds for the future and tons of Marvel easter eggs. But, at no point did it all feel distracting. The movie is definitely packed to the gills but I can't recall thinking they tried to do too much. Lots of supporting characters from the various franchises make small appearances, but they never feel like cheap cameos. It makes sense for them to be there. They actually serve the story and blend right in. The film takes for granted that we already know these people and moves on. There is no re-introduction which is actually kind of cool, keeps things moving, and adds to the mystique of the Marvel Cinematic Universe that they've built.

It Works

Well enough, anyway. At no point during the film did I question the logic of what was going on and, looking back at it, that is almost unfathomable. There are so many moving pieces in Age of Ultron, for it all to fit together and make sense is a huge credit to Joss and any other writers who worked on it. You want a storyline to seem natural and inevitable by the time you reach the end and that's what we get here. Plus, as always with Marvel, things are wrapped up nicely. The ending feels like an ending. Despite the fact that we know everything that's yet to come (and the movie doesn't hide from that) we still close another chapter and feel completely satisfied.

So what doesn't work? Well I'm not going to tell you. Go see the movie. Enjoy; without the burden of my opinions or anyone else's. Then we can all sit around and talk about it and analyze it a little too much. Like I said, it does have problems. I would even call one of them inexcusable. But, there is zero doubt in my mind that you are going to have a really good time watching it.

Batman v Superman's News and Notes 4.20.15


Ohhh, Batman v Superman...
Okay, let's jump right into this. I felt the need to share a few quick thoughts on the film's first trailer this morning. First of all, I freely admit that no one has been more... let's call it "skeptical"... than I have about the impending garbage fire this movie seems guaranteed to be.

Now, that being said, the trailer is outstanding. The more I think about it, the more I like it. Zack Snyder, STOP RIGHT NOW. Burn all the film stock and hard drives and let everyone believe this is the movie you made.

The trailer tells us this is a Batman movie with a tight, contained story. It's a high-stakes fight between an aging but indomitable hero - as human as he can possibly be - and an unstoppable demigod who may have lost his ethical compass. Superman is the only villain in this movie and he is a great one; the very best kind - one who believes he's doing the right thing. He could be one of the most compelling and complex villains of the last 30 years. And what is more dangerous than a corrupted Superman? We need 120 minutes of this story and nothing else. That could be truly fantastic.

The problem is, we all know this is not the movie Warner Bros. is making. There is a whole giant mess of a cast that this teaser completely ignores. So, imagine taking the movie you saw in that trailer and figuring out how to shove Aquaman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, and Lex Luthor into it. Could there possibly be a good way to do that? Uh, no. The greatest minds in film history couldn't figure out a way to make that work.

So, it looks like we may have one of the great what-ifs of geek cinema coming next year. What could have (surprisingly) been an incredible superhero film, possibly one of the best, will be ruined by impatience and overreaching greed. Superman can't be a villain (at least not for more than 15 or 20 minutes), not when you have the DC cinematic universe to build. And you can't take the time to build it organically either. No, you're too far behind the Marvel locomotive. You have to create the entire Justice League in one film. Well, let's see how well that works out...

HOUSEKEEPING

Yes, we are alive and we do have things to show you in the future. Lots of editing is happening and we'll be shooting something new in May. I know the website has suffered but you'll enjoy the stuff we've been working on, so stick with us! And I'll try to check in more often.

Agents Decoded: Season 2 (First Half)


Season 2 - Midseason Recap
(Look away if you don't want SPOILERS because this is nothing but.)

Let's catch up on all the tidbits that AoS threw at us in the first half of Season 2. This is going to be down and dirty.
  • So, Skye is indeed Daisy Johnson (aka Quake).  Several comic geeks dug deep to figure that one out ahead of time; largely due to the similarity of her father to the villain Mister Hyde.
  • The Inhumans are here. Skye and Raina have been transformed by the terrigen mists from crystals hidden in the Diviner. (...Why am I single again?) Man, I wonder who nailed that one a LONG time ago? For the record Skye/Daisy has vibration powers and Raina is unfortunately now some type of hedgehog demon.
  • The Inhuman with no eyes? Personally, I have no clue.
  • Is Agent 33 some MCU version of Madame Masque? Part of me wonders because of the whole horrible scar/mask situation, but right now I'll say no since her origin bares no resemblance to Masque.
  • The Punisher is now in the MCU. My favorite wink of the season was Agents bringing Frank Castle back into the fold. In The Writing On the Wall episode, Skye mentioned a murder crime scene buff named "Chip". David "Microchip" Lieberman was the Punisher's long-time tech/armory geek assistant. I don't expect to see a Punisher cameo any time soon, but it's nice to know that Frank is back where he belongs and out there somewhere doing his thing. If I had to guess... look for the lethal vigilante to make an appearance in one of the upcoming Marvel Netflix series.
  • Howard the Duck connections continue to grow. While working for Hydra, Simmons mentions a cow named Bessie that only produces curdled milk. This would be none other than Bessie the Hellcow! A cow turned undead by Dracula himself.
The worst part of the finale? We lost Tripp! And, by the end of this episode, I felt like Tripp had become the most enjoyable character of Season 2. So much for that. Not sure there can be a Coulson-style comeback for someone that turned into dust.

Cool Swag!

Cool swag!

Yello everyone!  Have you got a hankering for something new and limited?  If so, we might be able to meet your fix.  We have a limited run of "something good to eat" tee shirts and posters.  If you haven't seen our latest, we hope to have it screening again soon. But, until then, you can display proudly.  Twenty bucks will get you both items and you'll be supporting independent film in CKY and the soft walkers themselves.  Let me know if you're interested (todd@walksoftlyfilms.com)
and get ready for some Space Cops news in the not too distant future!

We Want to Show You Our Shorts!

Paranormous

This Saturday! November 1st @ 8pm
West T. Hill Community Theater - Danville, KY

Three spooky short films for the price of none! That's right, ADMISSION IS FREE but donations are encouraged and gladly accepted. Every red cent will pay our way to River's Edge Film Fest and fund future productions. The best news is any donation of $10 or more gets you a copy of our feature film Cannonball on DVD!

The Lineup:
Bizarnival (you may have seen it, but it won a bunch of stuff, so...)
Paranormous (the pilot episode of a ghost hunt unlike any other)
And the main event...
Something Good to Eat (classic, never-before-seen Halloween goodness)

If you need further incentives...

  • Refreshments will be available.
  • Q&A between films!  Todd, Allen, and myself will answer any and all questions the audience may have.  And I mean ANY question.
  • If there are no questions, we will otherwise make fools of ourselves for your entertainment.
  • Your friends will be there! And if you don't go, they'll probably mock you unmerciful. Trust me, I don't approve of that and it's kind of a jerk move, but they're your friends. What can I do?
If you want to RSVP or invite your friends, hit THIS LINK.

Seating is limited so take that into consideration when planning your arrival time.
On the safe side, we're unofficially calling these shorts PG-13 material. They contain some haha's and some creepiness. Come enjoy and get out of the house for once.

something good to eat - starring Sean Cook and Grace Sheene

October Dreams


What secrets there are in Forkland...

It's October 1st, hooray!  Darkness comes a little bit sooner each day and that must mean one thing.  Walk Softly news.  In case you missed our exhibition of Paranormous in August at the Fright Night Film Festival in Louisville, you've got another chance this Friday, October 3rd.  Paranormous will unspool at 11:30 pm in the Holly room at the Galt House.  You can check out the "2014 Fright Night Film Festival Kentucky film award winner" and find out what others already know.  I'm not sure what that is, because it's only been viewed by a select group of film goers.

Speaking of films and darkness, I'm going to let you all in on a secret.  There's a new film from your favorite stooges that has been accepted into the River's Edge film festival in Paducah for this November!  If any of you checked out our attempt at dramatic community theater a few years back at West T. Hill, you might recognize this new offering.

The great news is, you will get a chance to see "something good to eat."  We have plans to screen this new nugget on November 1st.  That's right...Day of the Dead.  Details will be forthcoming, but let us know how interested you would be in watching our new thang and helping us deliver it to an unsuspecting and totally deserving western Kentucky audience.

And by letting us know, I mean post a comment or two here at the blog.  It wouldn't hurt ya!  We need some feedback and a reason to go on.

We've got other things in the pot that are cookin' and the updates will again start flowing... like wine.

So in long, keep Saturday, November 1st freed up.  We will probably shoot for an 8pm start because that's what we do!  Keep on rockin' in the free world.  Dedman out!

Space Cops at Short n' Sweet Fest


You'd like to see Episode 4 of Space Cops, you say? You'd cut off your own arm, you say? No need, I say.

The next installment of Space Cops will be premiering where it all started, at a film festival in Danville, KY this FRIDAY! Be there. Constitution Square. Popcorn and whatnot start at 8p and the films start at 9. Find all the details right here.

Aliens, attempted pistol whips, the first non-intro appearance of Father Jose... this one has it all.

Paranormous @ Fright Night Film Fest!

Let's have some fun!

Who's up for an update? Who's up for an update that is really cool? Lots of shtuff going on in the Walk Softly universe these days and, along with everyday kind of life, that is the reason for our shortage of updates recently. Oh and it's summer. As you know we like to kind of spring things on people and this week is no different. Would you like to see Paranormous? Our ghost hunting mock reality short that premiered last fall at the Rivers Edge Film Fest will be playing this weekend at the Fright Night Film Festival in Louisville, Kentucky. 'Normous as we call it, will be playing twice, once on Friday night at 11:45pm in the Galt House 1st floor Suite Tower in G3. Sounds like a Battleship move, but ask if you can't find us. We will also be showing on Saturday evening at 6pm in the Kentucky International Convention Center 2nd floor and that number would be C 215. BAM! You can find tickets HERE. And let's face it, why go on vacation when you can come here and see us dressed up again for all the world to see. There is an award ceremony too at 8pm, so if we win big, this might be the last time you get to see the humble version of WSF. Bonus bonus! Other updates to come soon. More "oh... wow, really..." posts that will have you questioning the way life is lived and dreams are dreamed.