Commercial Time



Wow, that ad man looks like a jerk.
Did I mention our creativity is for sale?
Because it is.

Some people understand you need unique or weird/funny ideas to grab people's attention. Trust me:  no one is more ready weird it up for you than we are.

Vertical Video Syndrome



Vertical Video is an epidemic, but we can stop it if we work together. The first step is to get the word out. We should all thank Glove and Boots for being so conscientious.

Paranormus' News and Notes 7.15.13

Barnabus is overcome by "the passion."

Friday night was ghost hunting night for the WSF gang. Oh, what will those loveable scamps come up with next?

Paranormus is Todd Sheene's brain child. A (sort of) reality show about two less-than-macho ghost hunters who would rather be doing almost anything else and their friend Barnabus Morningstar, the eccentric, self-proclaimed medium.

The night lived up to its billing to say the least and there are plenty of stories to tell, so let's get to it...


First things first:  Much thanks to Jim, Jeff, Trish, Heather, Jessica and all the folks of KY Paranormal who made Friday night happen.  I'm stunned that so many people were willing to give up their Friday night to help us out. They were great. Also, thanks to Aram Martin and Kolton Winfield who are full-fledged members of the Walk Softly team. Once again, we literally couldn't do it without them. So, thanks for helping out the old guys. (Oh, but don't think you're off the hook yet, either.)
We costumed up and got the night rolling at about 7pm. I have to admit, I'm pretty proud of our costume design for Barnabus; possibly the best we've come up with yet. So if any producers are looking for costume designers out there, our services are available.

As the sun began to set, we headed to Harrodsburg, KY and the offices of the Harrodsburg Herald; locally famous for its level of paranormal activity. Paranormal KY set up all their legitimate investigating gear and we got down to business. These guys take their investigations seriously and truly try to help people out. They have just about every piece of gear you can think of.



True to form, we made a long night of it. We talked to spirits, ran around screaming, caused a nuisance, and thoroughly confused the late-night dwellers of Harrodsburg all while the Paranormal KY crew tried to do some real investigating.

We shot until we ran out of digital space somewhere around 1 o'clock in the morning and Allen and Todd's allergies hit full tilt. This tweet from the next morning might give you some insight on how everyone feels about our shoots...


Yeah, that just about sums it up. That's how we do. I hope everybody else loves it as much as I do.

Now for what you really want to know:  did any of us get scratched, felt up, or possessed? Well not so much, I think we were too busy for the spirits. BUT, as we packed up to head home, Jeff Sanford grabbed us and asked if we wanted to see some video of a phenomenon they'd caught earlier in the night. Check it our for yourself, but let me say, this little clip wasn't nearly the most interesting section. At one point, it looked like there was a full-on blizzard of unidentified particles flying in from the right side of the screen, then they would stop on a dime. It was crazy.



We can't wait to show you this and all the other productions we've been working on. (I'm hoping we can finish this one up in time for an entry to the Rivers Edge Film Fest.) We'll see you back here for Indie Wednesday and anything else that comes up this week!

Indie Wednesday: Chop Chop



Birdbox Studio is apparently a room full of geniuses across the pond in London. I'm full on jealous. Impeccable concept, timing, and execution. Their work is enough to make you fall in love with traditional animation again.

Costume Hunting News and Notes 7.8.13


As promised, the WSF gang spent Wednesday night on the move in Lexington. We were scouring the streets to costume up for our newest ghost hunting project. From the mall, to second-hand stores, to vintage shops, to Thrift Store Row on New Circle, to a diner full of greasy goodness, we knocked it out in unparalleled style. In the aftermath of that night, I have a few notes I'd like to send out to the people and patrons of that fine city.

To Dillards,
Your forty-dollar bow ties are way too pricey for the Walk Softly budget. Yes, perhaps I should have known that you aren't in the economical costuming business, but know this:  you just lost your shot at the BIG TIME.

To Aprés Vous Gently Worn Clothing store,
Your mid-90s University of Kentucky track suit that was recently marked down to $5 is AMAZING and if any one of us had been able to put it to use, we absolutely would have taken it off your hands.

To the ladies of Street Scene,
Thank you for your awesome vintage wares and providing us with the bulk of Todd's costume right from the jump. With a three-piece suit, powder blue tuxedo shirt, and those tinted glasses, we were well on our way to a look fit for an eccentric psychic.

To the Thrift Stores of New Circle,
You are the best. New Circle Salvation Army, there has never been a better organized thrift store in all of creation. Your clothes aren't just organized by garment, but also by size AND color?? Are you kidding me? Your selection is huge and you always, always come through for us. But, next time, maybe be a bit nicer to that girl who may have been hallucinating and just wanted to buy your couch. She had enough problems dealing with her withdrawal tremors, she didn't your attitude on top of it. And, New Circle Goodwill, thank you for your incredible stock of authentic police shirts. No longer should anyone in Lexington ever have to buy low quality police costumes that have ridiculous nametags like Officer Ben Drinking.

To Parkette Drive-In,
Well done. Well done. Your tater tots were crispy, your chili cheese fries were as delicious as they were artery-clogging, and your orange float was heaven in a cup. Oh, and the water in your sink was about 600 degrees Kelvin, so beware of lawsuits.

Allen and Todd literally on the run from The Scratcher.
To Guy in Basketball Shorts at Parkette,
Look buddy, I don't know what you've got going on down South, but a 10 minute, uninterrupted, hand-inside-the-shorts, scratch to your nether-regions is neither appreciated in a restaurant nor is it a good sign for you personally. Time to either hit the showers for a serious scrub down or make a doctor's appointment.

And with that imagery, I'll bid you adieu. Come back for Indie Wednesday and a big week of updates. The aforementioned ghost hunting shoot is this Friday night, so we'll have plenty to say about it.  If you aren't following us on Twitter, now would be a good time to get some live updates from the shoot.

Indie Wednesday: German Moses



How about some Flula for your Indie Wednesday? Like any good German, Flula really loves Dirk Nowitzki.

Side Note: As promised, we're going to be on a costume hunt in Lexington tonight, so keep your eyes peeled.

Thrift Stores' News and Notes 7.1.13


It's July 1st. That can't be right, can it? We're more than halfway through 2013. When does life start slowing down again? Why do I sound like a character from Thirty-Something? All the News and Notes come from the homefront today, so let's get started.

Space Cops

I spent the weekend sifting through the footage from our last shoot on the farm. All the exteriors from Episode 5 are catalogued and ready to go. It looks like a classic and veritable tour de force from Gene Paul, Jackie, and Reg. And prepare to have your nightmares haunted by the villain in this episode. You'll never look at nice, little one-legged, one-eyed orphans the same way again.

If everything goes according to plan, I'll be shooting the final pieces I need to finish up Episode 4 tonight! Don Geronimo, an alien, and a trippy mind-meld scene could make for some weird times at the WSF compound tonight.

What does all this mean? Well, I'll tell you. Space Cops fans can look forward to a ton of material released in a short window. Todd, Allen, and I will have to discuss it after the edits are complete, but Episodes 4 and 5 might get broken up in to two or three parts each. Shorter episodes are often better received on the internets and allow everyone to space out their enjoyment. Plus, I can promise a separate blooper reel to accompany both episodes. Expect a shameless push of self-promotion the likes of which you've never seen when these things get released. And, if you love us, prepare to join in the sharing and social media blitz.

Thrift Store Mania

This Wednesday, Allen, Todd, and I are planning to hit the mean streets (and thrift stores) of Lexington in search of costumes for our ghost hunting project. It's a ritual we've practiced many times before and usually provides some laughs. Tony Dedman's green windbreaker, the Chief's tie, Sweet Southern Lou's puke-green corduroys; all iconic staples in our productions and they were all discovered on a run just like this one. I can tell you right now, I'm on the hunt for bow ties and a smoking jacket! We're gonna pop some tags. So, if you're around the North side of New Circle on Wednesday night, I have a feeling you might spot us at Parkette... or the old Burgers N' Shakes.

Cannonball



Speaking of Tony Dedman and Lou, our first feature film has been on a bit of an uptick over the past week or so. We've been getting some feedback from lots of DVDs being shared around Frankfort, plus viewership spiked online at Vimeo and we got some nice feedback there as well. Maybe people are just in the mood for a sasquatch hunt this summer. Whatever the case, if you haven't seen our micro-budget movie and want to join in on the fun, you can watch it free online right here. And/or, you can order up a spiffy DVD right here. The online Tip Jar and DVD purchases help us make new stuff (if you dare to encourage us).

Have a great week, people, and we'll see you on Indie Wednesday.

News and Notes / Indie Wednesday 6.26.13


Let's go two-for-one today. Yes, I may have missed News and Notes on Monday and yes, that may have ruined your whole week, but trust me, it's all going to work out for the best. So, let me get you caught up with some updates before we enjoy our Indie Wednesday short.

-  We're busy. That may mean things run behind on the blog now and then, but it also means we have no less than three productions underway that you'll soon be able to enjoy. We get tired of only sharing other filmmakers' fine work with you. We want to make you happy too you know?? We're funny too! Aren't we? ...Guys? (and not at all insecure)

-  You already know several episodes of Space Cops are on the way, but I'm also excited about Todd Sheene's latest brainchild that will take us into the world of "reality" television and also into the world of... the paranormal? We had a great meeting on the subject Friday night, right on Main Street, Danville. It's going to be weird, but what else would you expect?

-  In news that makes me want to shove a screwdriver in my ear, Kanye West is the creative director on a Jetsons movie? Apparently nothing is impossible for Satan Kanye's agent.

Indie Wednesday: Larry Cohen



I like to keep it a little more micro than this, but it does qualify as indie and sometimes you just need to share stuff that's good. Dean Winters (aka Mayhem) of 30 Rock fame is always enjoyable as well. If you need further convincing to click play, how about a short synopsis:
Ryan had a bad night. Her phone is dead. And in a moment of indecision, she just left everything on the F train. Desperate, she turns to Nick, an off-duty MTA worker of suspect morals. The two strangers enter into a contentious deal to chase down the subway, before it vanishes with Ryan’s luggage and any chance of her getting home. What's the worst that can happen?

Indie Wednesday: Sitting In a River and Talking About Failure



You all know I'm a honk for anything JD Ryznar produces, so why change now? When he makes a video called Sitting In a River and Talking About Failure, there is no way I can resist.

One of the things I love most about JD is that, like us, he clearly just makes things he enjoys. He isn't trying to come up with the most marketable concept or what will generate the most hits. A guy like Ryznar says to himself, "Do I like this? Yes." And then he does it.

CKE's News and Notes 6.17.13


Let's open up with some congratulations to one of our own, Mr. Allen Martin who launched his new local entertainment blog, CentralKentuckyEntertainment.com. He's been putting in long hours and hard work and the result is a comprehensive source for anyone in Central Kentucky who'd like to know how they can entertain themselves (away from the boob tube) on any given night. CKE was featured in a great Advocate Messenger article by Bobbie Curd, so be sure to check out both when you get the chance. There are even a few words about Walk Softly in the article.

Terrible Superhero Flicks

Did you catch our post on the Top Ten Worst Superhero Movies? If you missed it, get your click on and let us know if we left any (un)worthy candidates off the list.

Sorry I can't offer any thoughts on Man of Steel, but I didn't get a chance to see it this weekend. The responses I got from peeps I trust was lukewarm at best. How about you guys? Is the franchise back at full steam?

Coming Soon

We're staying busy around here. Between work, Walk Softly, CKE, and regular Dad duties, we've got Allen pulling quadruple time. Space Cops editing is set to resume at my house. And Todd is organizing one more shoot to wrap up Episode 5, plus a shoot for something completely new in July that we've only hinted at in the past.

Stay tuned for more during the week including Indie Wednesday and anything else that might pop up.