3 Ladies

As promised! After years lost, floating in the negative zone, 3 Ladies has returned to the internet. The children of Danville, Kentucky need to know the names of these legendary women aren’t just signs on a building. They lived. They breathed. And they fought ninjas.

That officially leaves Cannonball as our only production not currently viewable (unless you purchased one of our top quality DVDs). Cannonball will make its way to YouTube also, but pulling a two hour video off a defunct editing system and computer that are no longer supported is a daunting task.

Stay tuned for more updates on that and developments on the rebirth of Space Cops.

We Turned The Lights Back On

Hey, so… our last post was 6 years ago. I’ll just go ahead and own up to that. Basically I had a kid and haven’t done anything creative from that day until right now. But it’s a new day and the Walk Softly corpse is stirring. Actually, a lot is happening. So, let’s get reacquainted and I’ll catch you up.

First, during our hiatus, a lot of our films and videos disappeared from the internet. (Vimeo sucks.) Step one was to fix that. I began the task of digging up all the old projects (easier said than done) and getting them back on the web - this time in a spot where they won’t disappear. So far, Bizarnival, Allen Stares at Thrift Store Paintings, and 3 of Them have been uploaded to the Walk Softly YouTube page. I’m currently working to resurrect our feature film Cannonball (a more complicated task) and upload it in its entirety. Our short film, 3 Ladies should be easier and I hope to have it on YouTube the first or second week of August.

Second… Space Cops. All things Cops. The possibility to do things we could never have done just a few years ago is what lit my fire and has me back here posting on this page. The ultimate goal is to release new/old episodes - some of the best of the series. A lot has already been happening behind the scenes, so let’s walk through it…

• Footage from every appearance of the Space Cops cast on Battle of the Network Stars is being compiled and will be uploaded to the Space Cops YouTube page.

• The Space Cops Wiki page has been updated, including a new Episode Guide that will eventually contain a synopsis for every episode across all five seasons of the series.

• We’ve been releasing some of those episode descriptions on our Facebook and Twitter accounts to reignite interest and hopefully draw the funding we’ll need to release more episodes. If you have a few extra bucks to help restore Space Cops, you can donate here. Or, if you want to buy a Space Cops t-shirt, every dollar of that purchase goes to bringing back more episodes.

I can safely say our next update will be sooner than 2032. I’ll be posting when we upload content as well as the step by step progress on Space Cops restoration. See you in a few days.

Podcastin'

We’ve been podcastin’ REAL hard for ya out here. If you haven’t noticed, you might need to head over to iTunes and hit that SUBSCRIBE button. And if hearing our sultry tones just isn’t enough, you can watch the latest episode and see these beautiful faces on our Facebook Page. So many options. On TH54, we decide which fictional sporting events we’d like to see in person and which comedies we think should have won Oscars. What did we miss? Let us know in those FB comments.

3 of Them

WE LIVE!! Not only that; we actually got off our butts and did a little filmmaking. We just got back from another epic trip to Paducah and the Rivers Edge International Film Festival where we debuted our newest short. That means today is online premiere day.

3 of Them is a behind the scenes account of the making of Kenny Rogers’ hit song, Coward of the County. The song itself is a bit weird, but chances are you didn’t know just how much weirder the backstory is. Allow us to share…

Eight More X-Men Movies??

If we thought Fox's off-the-rails, cinematic X-verse was quickly approaching its merciful end... not so fast. The Disney purchase deal won't be official until Antitrust Enforcement approves it (if they approve it). So, in the meantime, Fox has mashed the accelerator and is going to crank out as many cash grabs as possible before the last stroke of midnight. EIGHT as a matter of a fact! Dark Phoenix and Deadpool 2 this year, then THREE in 2019 and three more in 2020!

Anybody want to place bets on the quality of these as-yet unnamed movies that are going to be shoved through the pipeline as quickly as possible? We do know The New Mutants will be one of the 2019 films (btw, why did they start promoting this two years before release??). Please, please, US Government do us all a favor and get this deal done.

Last Jedi Podcast

How did you feel about The Last Jedi? Whether you loved it or hated it, the latest episode of the Talk Hard Podcast is a must listen. Allen and I unleash almost an hour of verbal lashings on space horses, jedi fish nuns, abused aquatic milk monsters, Snoke the golden playboy, Poe the lunatic, and more. Meanwhile, Todd does his best to talk us down.

Plus, we have plenty to say about the Golden Globes and Fox continuing work on their full slate of mutant movies despite an impending merger with Disney/Marvel.

Don't miss an episode of the Talk Hard Movie Pod - Subscribe on iTunes or Google Play!

Phantasm Podcast

Our movie podcast is back in full swing. If you haven't checked in lately, hop on over to the Talk Hard page, subscribe to the show and enjoy hours of movie talk and nonsense. This week, Phantasm gets the Force Watch treatment. Angus Scrimm, the Lady in Lavender, Reggie the "family man", jawas, swiss army orbs, cemetery hanky-panky, old man panties... Phantasm has it all and we didn't miss a detail.

Yondu Really Is Mary Poppins

Technically one of the best mash-ups I've seen. You have no idea how much time somebody put into this. #rotoscope #mynightmares

Screenplay: Logan

How about another free screenplay for your reading pleasure? This should be an intriguing one. James Mangold took an interesting direction for the best (by far) solo Wolverine film; borrowing from Mark Millar's Old Man Logan story in the comics. Without further ado, here is your link...

Logan by Scott Frank & James Mangold

Screenplay: Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Let's keep the free screenplay train rolling. This week, James Gunn shared his Guardians of the Galaxy 2 script with us for the low price of nothing. So if you're looking for something a bit more fun and blockbustery than last week's screenplays, this one may be your jam.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Script  by James Gunn