headed west


Everyone is happy at Walk Softly H.Q..  Bizarnival is an official selection of the River's Edge Film Festival in Paducah, KY!  River's Edge is one of our absolute favorite festivals and we're ecstatic to be headed to the pointy side of our state, with thoughts of Kirchoff's Deli dancing in our heads.  I'm sure all the restaurants of downtown Paducah will be equally thrilled to see the WSF gang roll back into town.

the muppets commentary


How do you feel about the new Muppet movie?  Did you know it was coming?  It will be in theaters this November.  The question I'm faced with is this: do I want new Muppet productions when the major players are gone?  My feelings are mixed.  I grew up with the Muppets.  Both Kermit and his gang and the Sesame Street crew had a huge impact on me, like countless others from my generation.

Part of me is glad.  I'm happy that this movie will expose a completely new audience to the Muppets.  A whole new group of kids will meet Kermit and Gonzo and Animal and Rowlf for the first time.  Projects like this keep the franchise alive.  It keeps the characters alive.  But, does it really?

I'd like to believe that as long as there are new movies and new shows, the Muppets aren't dead.  ...But they are.  Jim has been gone for twenty years now.  Richard Hunt followed shortly after.  And now Frank is retired.  This is the first Muppet movie to be produced without Jim Henson or Frank Oz on board.  Statler and Waldorf.  Kermit and Fozzie.  ...Burt and Ernie.

Jim Henson is about the closest thing I've ever had to an Earth-bound hero.  The guy taught me how to read.  He showed me and the rest of my generation a world with no racial or social divides.  He didn't jam his thinking down our throats.  Blacks and whites and monsters and latinos and chickens and pigs and gonzos all lived and loved together.  That's just the way it was.  And because it was so natural and unforced, it was natural for us.  Everything the Muppets did had an honesty, a humor, a sincerity, and a spark.  And all with a message that was never overbearing or heavy-handed.  You can't tell me that those characters are truly alive without Frank and Jim giving them life.  Those guys were their soul.  Without Jim's sense of humor, sensitivity, sensibilities, and moral compass... is Kermit really Kermit?  The sad truth is no... he's not.  Not the Kermit I knew.

The Muppets are still around because people like me don't want to let them go.  Guys like Jason Segal want to make a movie and capture the magic we grew up with and share it with the kids of today.  And I'm happy for him.  I applaud the intent.  But is it selfish in any way?  I'm sure it's the realization of a dream.  It would be for me.  But I have to believe it's bittersweet.  Someone asked Segal in an interview if it was magic to come to the set and work with Kermit.  He said yes, but you could hear another answer in his voice and in the pause that preceded it.  It's nice but...  It's not what it could be.  It's not what it should be.  Look what's happened to the Muppets since Henson passed.  Without that rudder,  without his creativity and originality,  they've languished.  It's never been the same.

What if Harrison Ford passed away tomorrow and a scientist said, "Don't worry!  I've made a Harrison Ford cyborg-clone. We operate him with controls. The clone will perpetually be 35 and we know a guy who can do a moderately tolerable imitation of Harrison's voice."  Would that mean we could have Han Solo and Indiana Jones movies til the end of time?  No, not really.  Oh, they would still certainly make the movies.  But that wouldn't really be Indiana Jones on the screen.  So why does Kermit have to keep being trotted out just because he's cloth and foam.  Should someone else's hand be inside that puppet just because it fits?

So it boils down to this:  should we be making new Muppet material when the Muppets have lost their souls?  Or, at best, have new ones?  Just because Disney gobbled up the rights and the Muppets are a valuable property like any other?  I've changed my answer to this question ten times.  On one hand I want to say no, not if new material means the efforts of the originals will be cheapened or forgotten to any degree.  But, ultimately, I have to say yes.  Jim Henson handpicked Steve Whitmire to take his place as Kermit.  For Henson, there was no question that the Muppets would go on without him.  (Part of me wonders if he'd feel the same way if he knew Oz wasn't involved and if he could see the direction Sesame Street has gone and know that it's now just the Elmo show and Cookie Monster eats vegetables and there is literally an annual debate on whether or not Burt and Ernie should be gay.)  I'm confident that the right team will be able to give the Muppets new life.  It just won't be the life I remember.  I do believe Segal and Nick Stoller can make a good Muppet movie because they're smart and funny and most importantly, they have a love for those characters.

Until now, Frank Oz had always been the anchor for me.  He tied me to the memory of the way things used to be.  Frank was the guy that made the Muppets still feel like the Muppets.  Now he's stepped away and it's a completely new ballgame.  I've read good things about the new movie.  I've heard about the characters being in careful and loving hands.  I've read about incredible, spot-on songs by Bret McKenzie (who I love).  And I'm very much looking forward to taking my 8 year-old daughter to see it.  But there is no doubt, it's going to be a weird and bittersweet experience for me in that theater this November.

bizarnival outtake



Happy 4th, people!  Our gift to you is a chuckle; albeit at Todd's expense.  Don't worry, he walked away unscathed.  But our insurance is demanding stunt doubles from this point forward.

bizarnival tee


Who wants to rock a Bizarnival t-shirt?  Todd Sheene designed it, but you can wear it (and it's a beauty).  Send him an email and he'll give you the details:   todd@walksoftlyfilms.com

Bizarnival Premiere


Bizarnival time.  Click the picture and enjoy the online premiere.  If you dig it, share it, embed it, and tell your friends.

The incredible music can be attributed to Cinema Cycle.  If you need music or even original scoring, these are the guys to talk to.

*UPDATE*
Tom Branch and West Johnson are the winners of our Cannonball DVD giveaway!

audience choice


Thanks to you fine people, Bizarnival was the Audience Choice Award winner at the Danville Lawn Chair Film Festival last night!  The video was hard to see due to an error on my part, but you stuck with us.  Luckily, you'll be able to see Bizarnival online in HD at some point in the near future.  So, stick with us and we'll keep you up to date right here and on Facebook.  In the meantime, you can look forward to the third episode of Space Cops in June, directed by our very own Allen Martin!

*UPDATE*
Bizarnival will premier online this Wednesday, May 25th!  Also, can anyone spot the hidden 'stache in this photo?  You're welcome.

new short film


Just a peek at what we're working on at the moment.  Looks like we're getting ready for the Danville Lawn Chair Film Festival.  Are you?  If nothing else, you can count on us to up the weirdness quotient this year.

**UPDATE**
Our new short is officially part of the DLCFF,  ya HEARD?  Obviously, this means we will be there and that means you need to be there too.  Things get started at 9:30pm at Constitution Square and you don't want to miss anything because word has it there is an excellent crop of films on tap.  And now we know for certain there will be ample lunacy provided by your boys.   #supportthewalk  #mimetime

patty's day updates

Just a quick look at WSF's current goings-on.  If you're a Space Cops fan, you'll have several things to smile about very soon.  New pictures, Don and Jonny land their first magazine cover, and yes... Episode 3.

Strategy and planning continue for two short films, one of which is specifically being devised for the Danville Lawn Chair Film Festival.  Lawn Chair will be here before you know it (May 20th).  We highly encourage any and all of you to come out for that one because it was a full on barrel-of-monkeys last Fall.  And it's sentimental.  I mean, that's where Danville first fell in love with Don, Jonny, and the Chief.

Stay tuned.

VHessays: Ghostbusters

The 80's were the glory days of action/sci-fi comedies

and Ghostbusters is somewhere at the top of that list.  Ghostbusters is a case of everything coming together at the right moment.  The movie was released in June, 1984.  Ramis, Murray, and Ivan Reitman had just finely tuned their comedic engine with Stripes three years earlier.

This is Bill Murray at the height of his powers.

The role and actor come together in such a perfect pairing, Peter Venkman is how we identify Murray's comic persona.  This is largely due to the fact that, like Stripes, the part simply gave Murray room.  I wouldn’t call it wiggle room; more like gaping expanses to fill with his brand of pseudo-improv.  When we think of how funny Murray can be, or even Bill Murray the man, I would contend we're largely thinking of Venkman; the character in which all Murray's talents and tricks were brought to bear.

The rest of the casting seems to fit like a glove as well.  Aykroyd’s genuine fascination with the supernatural inspired the script and filled Ray with a loveable, boy-like exuberance and sincerity.  Christopher Walken, Christopher Lloyd, Michael Keaton, Chevy, and Jeff Goldblum were all considered for Egon, but I can’t imagine anyone other than Harold Ramis filling the role.  His stoic impression of the character, round glasses, and Kramer hair (before there was a Kramer) are iconic in their own right.  Annie Potts and Rick Moranis nail their small parts, pumping every second of their screen time full of character and laughs.  Winston (Ernie Hudson) doesn’t have a lot to do in the first film but does bring an important and likeable dynamic to the group with the perspective of an outsider looking in.

One fascinating item to ponder is just how different Ghostsmashers, er, Ghostbusters would have been if the finished product were closer to Dan Aykroyd's original concept.  The Ghostsmashers were supposed to spend the movie traveling through time, space, and other dimensions fighting huge ghosts like Stay Puft with wands instead of proton packs.  Roles were intended for John Belushi, John Candy, and Eddie Murphy.  After Reitman pointed out the budgetary impossibilities of the original concept and John Belushi died, Aykroyd and Ramis completely reworked the concept and wrote a script in three weeks that was more grounded.

Ghostbusters has moments in it that are just magic.  Perfect little snippets that make you grin like an idiot every time you think about them and couldn’t possibly have been executed any better.  Moments like the first time they power-up Ray’s proton pack in the Sedgwick Hotel elevator and Peter and Egon slowly back away.  And the scene that encapsulates everything Ghostbusters is: when Peter shows up at Dana Barrett’s apartment for their date and she’s been possessed by Zuul.  The way Murray deadpans his way through this scenario, reacts to Sigourney Weaver who is totally committed, and drops perfectly scripted lines like bombs…it is perfection.

The film has a certain anti-establishment slant.  Take a look at any character who represents authority or the uppercrust and notice that they are all extremely stuffy jerkholes: Dean Yeager, Dana’s Violinist friend, and Walter Peck, one of the biggest dillweeds in the history of movies.  Was there any character in the 80's who was less likeable than this guy?  I'd rather hang out with Ferris Bueller's principal.

Ghostbusters is also an undeniable love letter to New York City; certainly not the first or last but, I believe, one of the best.  When the ghostbusting business takes off and we get the montage of the Ghostbusters running throught the streets and down the sidewalks of New York carrying smoking ghost traps, again I can’t stop smiling.  These shots are filmed at distance with extremely long lenses to truly make the team a part of the city.  It is genius and it is fun and it ranks with the top montages of the 80’s.  (It also contains the extremely bizarre dream segment with Ray and an erotic ghost.  How did that not get cut at some point?)  Despite the scene of ghost-love, this montage firmly rooted the movie in our reality.

Three more words:  Ray Parker Junior.

VHessays: Rocky IV

Rocky IV is a film that renders its time period in red, white, and blue magic markers.  Good and evil, right and wrong.  The movie is brazenly simple, unfailingly sincere and if you don't shed a tear for Apollo, you might be a Commie.

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